Viet-Justice

Studies have shown that heated seats in some luxury cars may impair sperm production. It is too early to draw any conclusions, but this is promising news. We should do more studies into this to determine if all Catholics and Muslims should have to own luxury cars. Winter temperatures in Europe and North America favor using Catholics as early test subjects, while the Middle East presents more of a challenge. Night temperatures can be quite chilly at various times during the year, therefore we will have a smaller window to test the hypothesis.

This is very exciting. Hybrids truly are the future of luxury automobiles. By not emitting greenhouse gases these vehicles contribute to global cooling. Combine global cooling with heated seats, which hopefully results in reduced population and we have a very green vehicle indeed. Thank you Lexus and Rolls Royce!

I discovered this one via Digg and I must say that it is a really tragic story. Apparently some idiots in the Military came up with a rule that it is illegal for soldiers to befriend animals while in the field. For some reason dogs are on the shit list. Does this mean that our military has been infiltrated by Terrorists?

Baghdad Pups is a rescue organization that is dedicated to bringing the friends of our soldiers home. A cute little dog was in their care and was confiscated by the military shortly before his plane ride home. Apparently some commanding officer is busy preparing for jihad by cleansing the world of filthy dogs. Now the really scary thing is this release by the SPCA

“Soldiers can face immediate court-marshal [for befriending animals] and some even see their animals brutally murdered by a direct gunshot to the head from commanding officers who will not bend the rules.”

Now under any reasonable definition of the law shooting an animal because you can is cruelty to animals. The fact that the military targets dogs, which are unclean in Islam, is pure proof in my opinion that our military has been hijacked by terrorists of the worst kind. Whoever this commanding officer is, he needs to be detained under the PATRIOT ACT for supporting terrorism. If you act like the terrorists then you are one.

Armageddon is right around the corner. The New York Times has distributed copies of a DVD ad that is critical of radical Muslims. Obsession: Radical Islam’s War With The West was distributed with the NYT with the blessing of the paper saying that to not carry it would restrict the sponsor’s right to free speech. In other news the Raleigh News & Observer had about 50 cancellations. This should be a lesson to any business. If someone is threatening a boycott or if they say they will never buy your product again, then the numbers here say it all. Frack Em’! It’s refreshing to see the NYT side with an advertisers right to free speech; however, I have a feeling they didn’t want to have to refund the money for not distributing the DVD. Does this mean that the NYT is becoming more Asian by putting success and profit above the whiners? It’s certainly a better direction than I would have expected from them. I must say that the Raleigh News & Observer has quite a few idiotic rednecks in its readership.

“I cannot believe that I was sent the hate-inflaming, fear-mongering video disk `Obsession’ in my newspaper!” Margaret Lewis of Durham, N.C., wrote to The News & Observer. “What will you enclose next? KKK robes?”

Yes, Margaret, if the KKK wants to pay money to stick robes in the newspaper you had better bet anyone with the slightest understanding of capitalism and love for America will take the money. Freedom of speech is what sets us apart from the rest of the world and even hate speech is protected under our law. If you don’t like it pack your bags and move to Pakistan or Russia. Ms. Lewis is more than likely someone who will be complaining when the Chinese or Vietnamese take her factory job away. If you don’t put hard work and profit on the list of priorities someone else will and more than likely they’ll be Asian. Hope you’re ready to work in our sweatshops Ms. Lewis.

Scientists have discovered a possible cure for brain cancer in scorpion venom. This venom is from the Deathstalker scorpion which is a highly dangerous species. Some of the toxins seem to bind to the receptors on cancer cells while leaving the other cells in the body undamaged. Note that only some of the toxins are not dangerous. I believe we need to do further study into the benefits of Deathstalker venom. Fortunately the scorpion is found in the right place to conduct this research.

L. quinquestriatus can be found in desert and scrubland habitats ranging from North Africa through to the Middle East. Countries where it lives include Algeria, Chad, Egypt, Ethiopia, Libya, Mali, Niger, Somalia, Sudan, Tunisia, Iraq, Israel, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Oman, Iran, Pakistan, Quatar, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Turkey, United Arab Emirates, and Yemen.

I think that the population of these countries, with the exception of one, would make great test subjects for scorpion venom. In order to save on research funds we should just use the venom straight and on a large segment of the population. After all a mind is a terrible thing.

Mohammad Ahmed, 32, and member of Generation X is a slacker that is suing Tesco over being made to carry alcohol in a warehouse.

He said: “It’s in our religion that we are not allowed to handle alcohol. In the UK there’s equal opportunities that should protect me and my beliefs.

“I was asking for my rights. I am not saying I am a perfect person but there was a conflict with my beliefs.”

There are equal opportunities for profit. Mr. Ahmed apparently does not want to partake in these opportunities. One thing Europe needs to realize is that China and the US are ahead of them culturally in the world of business. Even our immigrants understand the value of hard work, no matter what that work is. If you want to make it in the world you need money, a very simple fact. Mr. Ahmed is willing to put his religion ahead of profit which says he is lazy and wants to take a back seat to his future Chinese overlords.

This is a case of government stupidity at its finest. DHS has the nerve to charge a drowning jet skier with illegally crossing the border when he was washed up on US soil. This is an idiotic waste of tax payer dollars. In order to be doing anything criminal you have to have intent. Since the parties involved did not claim they were committing suicide there was no intent to wash up on US soil. How much are we paying for this? It is the responsibility of any police officer to determine the value of an arrest. If there is a chance it is not going to fly in court, then an arrest may not be necessary. It is clear that some small dick in DHS is trying to throw his weight around at the taxpayer’s expense. This says how incompetent federal cops really are. They can’t catch the drug runners or the illegal Mexicans because that is too much effort. Instead they become lazy like real cops and arrest accident victims, which is the equivalent of writing speeding tickets.

The Human Rights Council at the United Nations has now banned any criticism regarding Sharia Law and human rights in the Islamic World

According to President Doru Romulus Costea – and following the efforts of delegates from Egypt, Pakistan and Iran – the Council will no longer tolerate criticism of either Sharia or specific fatwas in the name of human rights.

Well, we knew this was going to happen one day. The barbarians have corrupted the UN to the point that free speech is in jeopardy. Let it be known that we will not stop being critical of Sharia and the wife beaters that follow it. Domestic abuse of women is a crime that must continue to be punished. Those who harm women must be sent to prison where they will become gay slaves to the other prisoners. Only then will justice be served.

A recent study has shown that high concentrations of soy foods results in reduced sperm count among test subjects. Anecdotally this does not really a appear to be a problem in Asian countries. If one were to look at the population of China then this would be quite apparent. More than likely any negative effects were bred out of the Asian population centuries ago. The studies appear to provide us with some insights in solving some of the greatest problems the world faces today. Overpopulation is one problem that we face. One group of people we can blame is religious fundamentalists. I’m speaking mainly of the Catholics and the Muslims. By banning contraception the Catholics have increased the typical family size to numbers beyond reason. This is resulted in famine and suffering in many parts of the catholic world. Muslims marry a large number of wives thus have a larger number of children. The fact that these two groups breed at an alarming rate is something that the rest of us should be deeply concerned over. The Asian solution is quite clear. For the good of the planet we should embark upon a campaign to provide a limitless supply of soy products to the Middle East and Latin America. By wiping out hunger now we will wipe out hunger in the future by reducing the population of two very troublesome groups that do not play well with others in their ecosystems. By reducing the population of Catholics we stand a better chance of saving the rain forest. By reducing the population of Muslims we reduce the number of suicide bombers which is a great thing for everyone.

The brilliance of the Midwest never ceases to amaze me. A 14 year old Sumner County girl has been charged with sodomy after reporting to a counselor that she was raped. This is absolutely outrageous. So outrageous that Attorney Sean Shores is being the hero and defending the girl for free.

“She went to her counselor, she asked for help, reached out for help and the message they sent her was–she should have kept her mouth shut,” says Shores.

Shores is a hero and is a person that makes attorneys seem less evil.

Deputy Sumner County Attorney Evan Watson simply says, “I am not in a position to discuss the facts or issues involved in any pending juvenile offender cases.

Watson on the other hand sounds like an ass hat that doesn’t understand the difference between victim and suspect. His boss should probably know that he needs to go back to law school for some remedial training.

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More news from who cares department. According to the rumor mill McCain strategist, Charlie Black, said that an attack on US soil would help McCain in the election. For some reason people find the truth offensive. Here’s a little truth for you. Police like crime. If there were no crime then they wouldn’t be getting new cars every year, fancy equipment, or promotions. If crime drops then you have layoffs on the police department. It is a simple fact of life that some people make money directly or indirectly off other people’s misfortune. The security and counter terrorism industry started booming after 9/11 and if you are a stock holder in one of those companies you know that as long as there’s fear and hype of another attack you will be making money.

There is no morality in the issue as it is merely the way the universe works. Therefore Charlie Black did not really say anything offensive or morally wrong. It’s a simple fact that Americans like payback and if we are attacked before the election we’ll be calling to drop nukes on the most likely suspect country. Though now that McCain’s campaign has openly said this, it is almost assured that there won’t be an attack. Having McCain as President would be the absolute last thing Osama Bin Laden would want. The terrorists will be quiet until after the election.