June 21st, 2008 by Quan Tranh
McCain has shown that he has to go begging to the religious right. He is now proposing tax breaks for masses of cells.
“My friends, life begins at conception and so do tax breaks,”
Well that’s what we need is to encourage more people to breed. Sorry, but this is rather scary when you think about it. Historically countries that have had high birth rates have gone to war. Germany (WWII) and Iraq (Gulf War I) are perfect examples of a high birth rate and aggression. But I guess you can’t have dead soldiers unless you can preserve those fetuses.
He seems to label Obama as a socialist, but this is nothing more than socialism in disguise. The problem with increasing the birth rate is you have more people than you have jobs. Why have 2.5 children if you can’t afford your mortgage? I predict that this is going to eventually lead to harder economic times 10 years from now.
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June 3rd, 2008 by Quan Tranh
Arizona Sen. John McCain refused to apologize yesterday for his use of a racial slur to condemn the North Vietnamese prison guards who tortured and held him captive during the war.
“I hate the gooks,” McCain said
Hats off to McCain. Hey, if it walks like a gook and quacks like a gook then it is a gook. He uses the slur, rightfully so, against North Vietnamese which is perfectly ok since they are not even human. That’s right. I said North Vietnamese are not even human. They sided with Russia and China against the United States and France (ok I can forgive them for the latter) during the Vietnam War. Is there any real reason we should say nice things about them? I mean they lived in underground tunnels in the middle of a jungle. How is that for advanced civilization?
“The use of a racist slur can’t be acceptable for any national leader, regardless of his background,” said Diane Chin, executive director of the San Francisco-based Chinese for Affirmative Action. “For someone running for president not to recognize the power of words is a problem.”
Diane Chin has proved that she is an absolute idiot. If you are the leader of the country with the most nuclear warheads you can say what you want, but nuclear warheads aside it is perfectly acceptable to use any vocabulary you choose. Why? Because of the first person point of view. The first person point of view is always valid over all others. If McCain wants to call them Gooks then that is perfectly valid. If I want to call them Gooks too that is perfectly valid. For someone to not recognize that their statements do not agree with John McCain or the mighty Quan Tran is a major problem.
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May 7th, 2008 by Quan Tranh
Congo, the German Shepherd convicted of attacking an illegal alien was set free under an agreement with the authorities. As we had written before, we believed that no crime had been committed since there was no computer record of the existance of Mr. Giovanni Rivera. No evidence, no crime. Since Congo is now free we belive that the final solution to the case is a proper one.
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May 7th, 2008 by Quan Tranh
The ulema in Pakistan’s North West Frontier Province have declared that use of mobile phones by women is haram, or forbidden in Islam. The Urdu-language newspaper Roznama Khabrain reported that the imam of Jama Masjid Hazrat Umar Farooq made the announcement during his Friday sermon.
Apparently the brilliant people in Pakistan’s western areas have decided that they don’t like technology. By banning technology for women only, these imams have decided they hate technology because it merely exists. If they actually felt technology was good, then it would be permissible to give to all people. Personally I do not see what is so evil about allowing women to own a cellphone. What is obvious is that the imam in question is a selfish bastard and does not want to share his iPhone with anyone else.
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April 19th, 2008 by Quan Tranh
I haven’t had much time to write lately so we have added a new writer to help keep things interesting. Please welcome Huu Phung Dung as our new editorial writer. He will certainly help us stir things up on the politics front.
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April 13th, 2008 by Quan Tranh
According to Alicia Keys, in an interview with Blender Magazine,
“‘Gangsta rap’ was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. ‘Gangsta rap’ didn’t exist.”
After doing about 30 seconds of research (because this topic deserves so much work) I have come to the conclusion that she must be right. After looking into who the major playa’s of gangsta rap are in the early days we can see that there is some evidence to support Keys’ opinion. ICE-T is considered one of the most well known pioneers of gangsta rap. It would make sense that he was a Fed since we see him every week carrying a NYPD badge on Law & Order. Way to go Keys! You made this connection way before I ever thought about asking the question.
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March 14th, 2008 by Quan Tranh
Westboro Baptist Church (of God Hates Fags and everyone else fame) really decided to show their true vile nature by stating that God hates Jews and Auburn University. Now I cannot say for sure that God went to the University of Alabama, but one truly has to question the patriotism of the Westboro Baptist Church and their followers. Westboro Baptist Church’s latest flyer is directed at Lauren Burk, the Auburn University student who was assassinated by domestic terrorist activity in the past few days.
Thank God for another dead college student - this one killed at Auburn University in Alabama. God Hates American Colleges. They are filthy, anti-God, arrogant, debauched, decadent & depraved. This victim is a Christ-rejecting Jew. We will picket Lauren Burk funeral. Yes. In religious protest and warning; to wit: “Be not deceived; God is not mocked.” Gal. 6:7. God Hates Fags! & Fag Enablers. Ergo, God hates Auburn University. It is a cesspool of iniquity - throughout; top to bottom - staff, administration, faculty, alumni, student body. There is no fear of God before their eyes, and hence they are irreversibly doomed.
Picket times, dates, places:
Temple Kol Emeth, 1415 Old Canton Rd., Marietta, Georgia Sun., Mar. 9, 4:45 p.m.
Auburn Univ., Samford Lawn, 251 S. Donahue Dr. Auburn, Alabama Mon., Mar. 10, 2:15 p.m.
I’m not sure what Pastor Fred Phelps is driving at here, but since he’s harping on the fact that Lauren Burk is a Christ-rejecting Jew must mean he has a problem with Jews and Israel. Is this cover for saying that Jews are Dajjal, the Anti-Christ in the Qur’an? President Bush says Israel (read The Jews) are our allies in the War on Terror and since the only people who hate Jews are Nazis (defeated in WWII) and Islamists (not yet defeated) this does raise the question as to what Westboro Baptist Church is up to. Are they in league with Iran and the Taliban? They have a negative stance on homosexuals and they believe that God hates America because we permit homosexuality in our society. Iran does not have homosexuals at all according to President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. This must mean that Westboro Baptist Church looks favorably upon Iran and believes that God (Allah) also blesses Iran because they execute their homosexuals. Since the Christian God forgives all we must assume that Pastor Phelps and his crew are actually followers of Allah, who preaches death to homosexuals and the infidel.
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February 19th, 2008 by Quan Tranh
Desert Barbarians have called for blowing up Danish embassies and killing of their ambassadors. Why? For cartoons, of course. Such as this one.

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December 5th, 2007 by Quan Tranh
New Jersey is not exactly the best place in the world, and the latest news from ABC shows that it has taken a step down hill. Congo, a German Shepherd, attacked an illegal immigrant in Princeton, NJ and has been ordered to be executed by a judge. A petition to Gov. Corzine to pardon the dog has gone unnoticed. An anonymous resident made this foolish statement,
“I would hate my hometown and home state to go down in history as the place where suburbanites value their dogs above their lives of those they hire to tend their yards,”
Who had their life endangered? I don’t see any papers identifying any US Citizen or authorized resident alien endangered by Congo. If you are an undocumented worker, then you don’t exist in any database and therefore should not be entitled to any inputs into our civil or criminal justice system. We need changes in legislation to allow us to identify individuals that have no rights to our government services and block them using ID Cards or other technologies. If you can’t produce an ID Card that proves you are a citizen or lawful resident alien, then the computer will not allow you to fill out any of the forms necessary to file a civil lawsuit. If the police scan your ID and it says you are not here legally, the computer will not let them file a report. I think technology can be the fix for many of our problems, if we use it correctly. If these electronic measures were in effect, then Congo would not be in this situation.
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November 26th, 2007 by Quan Tranh
Obama inhaled and that was the point.
Mitt Romney on the other hand doesn’t get the point.
“I agree with the sentiment that nobody’s perfect and most of us, if not all of us, in our youthful years have engaged in various indiscretions we wouldn’t want to have paraded in the front of a newspaper,” the former Massachusetts governor said in New Hampshire. “On the other hand if we’re running for president, I think it’s important for us not to go into details about the weaknesses and our own failings as young people for the concern that we open kids thinking that it’s ok for them.”
I would have to disagree with Mr. Romney on his last point. Politicians are not perfect and should not try to portray themselves as perfect. I want to see weakness. I want to see failure. When you are human you are humble, which is something many politicians are not. The other issue is that Romney, like most Republicans, seems to have this attitude that everyone should be perfect. We don’t want kids thinking that it’s ok to be weak and have a failure in their lives now do we? Yes, God wants us to be perfect. If you believe he’s there you shouldn’t forget that we were made in his image, not as his exact duplicate. Romney should realize men are not gods, but maybe someone should give him a mirror that works before trying to explain it to him.
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