Viet-Justice

The brilliance of the Midwest never ceases to amaze me. A 14 year old Sumner County girl has been charged with sodomy after reporting to a counselor that she was raped. This is absolutely outrageous. So outrageous that Attorney Sean Shores is being the hero and defending the girl for free.

“She went to her counselor, she asked for help, reached out for help and the message they sent her was–she should have kept her mouth shut,” says Shores.

Shores is a hero and is a person that makes attorneys seem less evil.

Deputy Sumner County Attorney Evan Watson simply says, “I am not in a position to discuss the facts or issues involved in any pending juvenile offender cases.

Watson on the other hand sounds like an ass hat that doesn’t understand the difference between victim and suspect. His boss should probably know that he needs to go back to law school for some remedial training.

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More news from who cares department. According to the rumor mill McCain strategist, Charlie Black, said that an attack on US soil would help McCain in the election. For some reason people find the truth offensive. Here’s a little truth for you. Police like crime. If there were no crime then they wouldn’t be getting new cars every year, fancy equipment, or promotions. If crime drops then you have layoffs on the police department. It is a simple fact of life that some people make money directly or indirectly off other people’s misfortune. The security and counter terrorism industry started booming after 9/11 and if you are a stock holder in one of those companies you know that as long as there’s fear and hype of another attack you will be making money.

There is no morality in the issue as it is merely the way the universe works. Therefore Charlie Black did not really say anything offensive or morally wrong. It’s a simple fact that Americans like payback and if we are attacked before the election we’ll be calling to drop nukes on the most likely suspect country. Though now that McCain’s campaign has openly said this, it is almost assured that there won’t be an attack. Having McCain as President would be the absolute last thing Osama Bin Laden would want. The terrorists will be quiet until after the election.

The Telegraph is reporting that college girls are now banned from whistling at builders. A memo that was sent out read:

It has come to the attention of the college that some female students have been making comments to, or whistling at, the builders both whilst on site and as they walk around the campus. Although we are sure no offence is meant, this constitutes harassment and is wholly unacceptable. We have asked the contractors’ representative to pass on all instances of harassment to the college and we will take appropriate action which may include disciplinary action.

Apparently these naïve college girls did not realize that these buff construction dudes they were wolf calling at were actually gay. We don’t know that for sure since the contractors were not interviewed, but what straight man would complain? If you are a straight man on this work site and you have a problem with college girls whistling at you, then we recommend that you report to your nearest gay bar for gaydar testing.

McCain has shown that he has to go begging to the religious right. He is now proposing tax breaks for masses of cells.

“My friends, life begins at conception and so do tax breaks,”

Well that’s what we need is to encourage more people to breed. Sorry, but this is rather scary when you think about it. Historically countries that have had high birth rates have gone to war. Germany (WWII) and Iraq (Gulf War I) are perfect examples of a high birth rate and aggression. But I guess you can’t have dead soldiers unless you can preserve those fetuses.

He seems to label Obama as a socialist, but this is nothing more than socialism in disguise. The problem with increasing the birth rate is you have more people than you have jobs. Why have 2.5 children if you can’t afford your mortgage? I predict that this is going to eventually lead to harder economic times 10 years from now.

Arizona Sen. John McCain refused to apologize yesterday for his use of a racial slur to condemn the North Vietnamese prison guards who tortured and held him captive during the war.

“I hate the gooks,” McCain said

Hats off to McCain.  Hey, if it walks like a gook and quacks like a gook then it is a gook.  He uses the slur, rightfully so, against North Vietnamese which is perfectly ok since they are not even human.  That’s right.  I said North Vietnamese are not even human.  They sided with Russia and China against the United States and France (ok I can forgive them for the latter) during the Vietnam War.  Is there any real reason we should say nice things about them?  I mean they lived in underground tunnels in the middle of a jungle.  How is that for advanced civilization?

“The use of a racist slur can’t be acceptable for any national leader, regardless of his background,” said Diane Chin, executive director of the San Francisco-based Chinese for Affirmative Action. “For someone running for president not to recognize the power of words is a problem.”

Diane Chin has proved that she is an absolute idiot.  If you are the leader of the country with the most nuclear warheads you can say what you want, but nuclear warheads aside it is perfectly acceptable to use any vocabulary you choose.  Why? Because of the first person point of view.  The first person point of view is always valid over all others.  If McCain wants to call them Gooks then that is perfectly valid.  If I want to call them Gooks too that is perfectly valid.  For someone to not recognize that their statements do not agree with John McCain or the mighty Quan Tran is a major problem.

Congo, the German Shepherd convicted of attacking an illegal alien was set free under an agreement with the authorities.  As we had written before, we believed that no crime had been committed since there was no computer record of the existance of Mr. Giovanni Rivera.  No evidence, no crime.  Since Congo is now free we belive that the final solution to the case is a proper one.

The ulema in Pakistan’s North West Frontier Province have declared that use of mobile phones by women is haram, or forbidden in Islam. The Urdu-language newspaper Roznama Khabrain reported that the imam of Jama Masjid Hazrat Umar Farooq made the announcement during his Friday sermon.

Apparently the brilliant people in Pakistan’s western areas have decided that they don’t like technology.  By banning technology for women only, these imams have decided they hate technology because it merely exists.  If they actually felt technology was good, then it would be permissible to give to all people.  Personally I do not see what is so evil about allowing women to own a cellphone.  What is obvious is that the imam in question is a selfish bastard and does not want to share his iPhone with anyone else.

I haven’t had much time to write lately so we have added a new writer to help keep things interesting.  Please welcome  Huu Phung Dung as our new editorial writer.  He will certainly help us stir things up on the politics front.

According to Alicia Keys, in an interview with Blender Magazine,

“‘Gangsta rap’ was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. ‘Gangsta rap’ didn’t exist.”

After doing about 30 seconds of research (because this topic deserves so much work) I have come to the conclusion that she must be right. After looking into who the major playa’s of gangsta rap are in the early days we can see that there is some evidence to support Keys’ opinion. ICE-T is considered one of the most well known pioneers of gangsta rap. It would make sense that he was a Fed since we see him every week carrying a NYPD badge on Law & Order. Way to go Keys! You made this connection way before I ever thought about asking the question.

Westboro Baptist Church (of God Hates Fags and everyone else fame) really decided to show their true vile nature by stating that God hates Jews and Auburn University. Now I cannot say for sure that God went to the University of Alabama, but one truly has to question the patriotism of the Westboro Baptist Church and their followers. Westboro Baptist Church’s latest flyer is directed at Lauren Burk, the Auburn University student who was assassinated by domestic terrorist activity in the past few days.

Thank God for another dead college student - this one killed at Auburn University in Alabama. God Hates American Colleges. They are filthy, anti-God, arrogant, debauched, decadent & depraved. This victim is a Christ-rejecting Jew. We will picket Lauren Burk funeral. Yes. In religious protest and warning; to wit: “Be not deceived; God is not mocked.” Gal. 6:7. God Hates Fags! & Fag Enablers. Ergo, God hates Auburn University. It is a cesspool of iniquity - throughout; top to bottom - staff, administration, faculty, alumni, student body. There is no fear of God before their eyes, and hence they are irreversibly doomed.

Picket times, dates, places:

Temple Kol Emeth, 1415 Old Canton Rd., Marietta, Georgia Sun., Mar. 9, 4:45 p.m.

Auburn Univ., Samford Lawn, 251 S. Donahue Dr. Auburn, Alabama Mon., Mar. 10, 2:15 p.m.

I’m not sure what Pastor Fred Phelps is driving at here, but since he’s harping on the fact that Lauren Burk is a Christ-rejecting Jew must mean he has a problem with Jews and Israel. Is this cover for saying that Jews are Dajjal, the Anti-Christ in the Qur’an? President Bush says Israel (read The Jews) are our allies in the War on Terror and since the only people who hate Jews are Nazis (defeated in WWII) and Islamists (not yet defeated) this does raise the question as to what Westboro Baptist Church is up to. Are they in league with Iran and the Taliban? They have a negative stance on homosexuals and they believe that God hates America because we permit homosexuality in our society. Iran does not have homosexuals at all according to President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. This must mean that Westboro Baptist Church looks favorably upon Iran and believes that God (Allah) also blesses Iran because they execute their homosexuals. Since the Christian God forgives all we must assume that Pastor Phelps and his crew are actually followers of Allah, who preaches death to homosexuals and the infidel.