Chinese Man Helps Jumper Fixes Traffic

May 23rd, 2009 by Quan Tranh

Lai Jiansheng is a hero.  Chen Fuchao decided he was going to ruin everyone’s day by threatening to jump off a bridge.  Well Lai was not going to have any of that.  He walked past the police barricade, shook hands with Chen, and then pushed him off the bridge.

“I pushed him off because jumpers like Chen are very selfish. Their action violates a lot of public interest,” Lai was quoted as saying by Xinhua. “They do not really dare to kill themselves. Instead, they just want to raise the relevant government authorities’ attention to their appeals.”

Unfortunately Chen survived the fall, so this means he is going to have to try again later.  Lai should be getting a medal from the police for quickly resolving a situation that could have impeded commerce for a long time.  We should take Lai’s example in the US and legalize pushing jumpers off their objects.  After all it is being a good samaritan when you help others attain their goals.

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