Viet-Justice

WNEP says it appears that the evil moron District Attorney George Skumanick has defeated is primary opponent Deborah Albert-Heise.  He will be going on to face democratic candidate Jeff Mitchell in the fall.

Lai Jiansheng is a hero.  Chen Fuchao decided he was going to ruin everyone’s day by threatening to jump off a bridge.  Well Lai was not going to have any of that.  He walked past the police barricade, shook hands with Chen, and then pushed him off the bridge.

“I pushed him off because jumpers like Chen are very selfish. Their action violates a lot of public interest,” Lai was quoted as saying by Xinhua. “They do not really dare to kill themselves. Instead, they just want to raise the relevant government authorities’ attention to their appeals.”

Unfortunately Chen survived the fall, so this means he is going to have to try again later.  Lai should be getting a medal from the police for quickly resolving a situation that could have impeded commerce for a long time.  We should take Lai’s example in the US and legalize pushing jumpers off their objects.  After all it is being a good samaritan when you help others attain their goals.

The rampant Talabinisation of America continues.  The zoning board of Reading, OH has told a restaurant owner he has to cover up his mannequin  mascot.  This sort of silliness is something that only goes on in Iran, well until now it only goes on in Iran.  Is the zoning commission going to require that women cover up next?  The restaurant owner claims that his sales have gone up by 40% since he put the mannequin on display.  Does this mean that the zoning board is also anti-capitalist as well as clueless?  I’ll explain for those people reading this that work for a zoning board.  When business sales go up, the amount of taxes they pay goes up as well.  This means that the city is turning down money in favor of covering up a mannequin.  With todays world of budget cuts and shortfalls it must be nice to live in a city that doesn’t need the extra revenue.

Sexy mascot can stay if curves covered.