Viet-Justice

Studies have shown that heated seats in some luxury cars may impair sperm production. It is too early to draw any conclusions, but this is promising news. We should do more studies into this to determine if all Catholics and Muslims should have to own luxury cars. Winter temperatures in Europe and North America favor using Catholics as early test subjects, while the Middle East presents more of a challenge. Night temperatures can be quite chilly at various times during the year, therefore we will have a smaller window to test the hypothesis.

This is very exciting. Hybrids truly are the future of luxury automobiles. By not emitting greenhouse gases these vehicles contribute to global cooling. Combine global cooling with heated seats, which hopefully results in reduced population and we have a very green vehicle indeed. Thank you Lexus and Rolls Royce!

A 15 year old girl in Licking County, Ohio has been charged with felony child pornography. Her crime? Taking photos of herself. Yeah, you got it. Some idiot prosecutor seems to think it’s ok to charge this girl with a felony and make her register as a sex offender for 20 years. First of all this joker by the name of Kenneth Oswalt doesn’t know the difference between victim and perpetrator. If the girl is in child porn photos then she is the victim. Obviously Kenneth Oswalt is an anti-feminist who believes that victims should be charged. Why else would he be trying to hold women down if he weren’t anti-feminist? I think that McCain/Palin just found their new Attorney General.

The thing that really scares me about this asshole and his staff is that they have less common sense than even Sarah Palin.

Licking County Assistant Prosecutor Erin Welch said Monday the investigation into the incident remains open, including exploring whether charges will be filed against the minors who received the photos.

If the prosecutor’s office elects to bring those teens into court, they could be facing a different section of the same charge pending against the sender of the pictures and classification as sex offenders, as well.

According to Ohio law, 2907.323(A)(3) states anyone possessing material that shows a minor in a state of nudity is guilty of a fifth-degree felony. The violation also might qualify the juvenile as a Tier I sexual offender, which requires annual registration for a decade.

Whoa! Hang on a second! According to Erin Welch if you suddenly receive child porn via MMS or email your ass is going to jail. ADA Welch is also gunning for a job in the US AG office. This is PATRIOT ACT style bullshit if I’ve ever seen it. So let this be a lesson to everyone. If somebody takes pictures of child pornography and decides they want you to go to jail all they have to do is send you the pictures and you go away for a very long time.

The other crazy thing here is that she’s being charged as an adult taking pictures of a minor. The only problem here is that she’s the minor. Now if the court is going to acknowledge that she’s an adult under criminal code, then why is she being charged at all. At that point she’s an adult posing for pornography. Make up your fucking mind Mr. Oswalt.

The other person we can blame are State Rep. Hottinger (R-Newark) who wrote the state’s Megan’s Law bill, predecessor to the Adam Walsh Act. Hottinger admits that he didn’t consider the implications of minors taking pictures of themselves. He seems to think things are black or white and because of him, an innocent girl is going to jail, a group of teenaged boys who received the picture are going to jail, and the taxpayers of Ohio are going to have to foot the bill.

I’ll also take a moment to bash President Bush as well. He signed the Adam Walsh Act on July 27, 2006 which strong arms states into complying with silly regulations or losing 10% of a federal law enforcement grant. All 50 states should lose 100% of federal funding under the Adam Walsh Act and should have to figure out their own regulations.

There is so much government waste in this one story alone that you have to wonder how we aren’t 100% broke or serving 100 years in jail.

In case you want to write Mr. Oswalt and tell him what an asshat he is, the address is listed below.

Licking County Prosecutor’s Office
20 S. Second St, Newark, Ohio 43055
General Telephone number: (740) 670-5255
Fax 740-670-5241

I discovered this one via Digg and I must say that it is a really tragic story. Apparently some idiots in the Military came up with a rule that it is illegal for soldiers to befriend animals while in the field. For some reason dogs are on the shit list. Does this mean that our military has been infiltrated by Terrorists?

Baghdad Pups is a rescue organization that is dedicated to bringing the friends of our soldiers home. A cute little dog was in their care and was confiscated by the military shortly before his plane ride home. Apparently some commanding officer is busy preparing for jihad by cleansing the world of filthy dogs. Now the really scary thing is this release by the SPCA

“Soldiers can face immediate court-marshal [for befriending animals] and some even see their animals brutally murdered by a direct gunshot to the head from commanding officers who will not bend the rules.”

Now under any reasonable definition of the law shooting an animal because you can is cruelty to animals. The fact that the military targets dogs, which are unclean in Islam, is pure proof in my opinion that our military has been hijacked by terrorists of the worst kind. Whoever this commanding officer is, he needs to be detained under the PATRIOT ACT for supporting terrorism. If you act like the terrorists then you are one.

Armageddon is right around the corner. The New York Times has distributed copies of a DVD ad that is critical of radical Muslims. Obsession: Radical Islam’s War With The West was distributed with the NYT with the blessing of the paper saying that to not carry it would restrict the sponsor’s right to free speech. In other news the Raleigh News & Observer had about 50 cancellations. This should be a lesson to any business. If someone is threatening a boycott or if they say they will never buy your product again, then the numbers here say it all. Frack Em’! It’s refreshing to see the NYT side with an advertisers right to free speech; however, I have a feeling they didn’t want to have to refund the money for not distributing the DVD. Does this mean that the NYT is becoming more Asian by putting success and profit above the whiners? It’s certainly a better direction than I would have expected from them. I must say that the Raleigh News & Observer has quite a few idiotic rednecks in its readership.

“I cannot believe that I was sent the hate-inflaming, fear-mongering video disk `Obsession’ in my newspaper!” Margaret Lewis of Durham, N.C., wrote to The News & Observer. “What will you enclose next? KKK robes?”

Yes, Margaret, if the KKK wants to pay money to stick robes in the newspaper you had better bet anyone with the slightest understanding of capitalism and love for America will take the money. Freedom of speech is what sets us apart from the rest of the world and even hate speech is protected under our law. If you don’t like it pack your bags and move to Pakistan or Russia. Ms. Lewis is more than likely someone who will be complaining when the Chinese or Vietnamese take her factory job away. If you don’t put hard work and profit on the list of priorities someone else will and more than likely they’ll be Asian. Hope you’re ready to work in our sweatshops Ms. Lewis.

In a recent interview Sarah Palin explains to the world why she believes that incest victims should have to carry the baby to term. We will skip over those silly details since it is obvious the woman is insane. Let’s take a closer look at her point of view on something more controversial. Sarah Palin says that she is against the morning after pill. The reason? She believes that life begins at conception.

For those of you who do not know what the morning after pill is I will provide a small lesson. The abortion pill, also commonly known as RU-486, causes a miscarriage after implantation of the embryo. The morning after pill is simply a high dose of birth control to prevent implantation, which happens anyway when a woman is taking birth control.  This says that she is also against birth control since it does the same thing as the morning after pill.  Not too surprising from since it’s coming from the party that said you’re either for us or against us.

The conservative movement has been hijacked by religious fundamentalists that believe birth control is abortion simply because it prevents the embryo from the implantation. Sarah Palin has shown her hand and by doing so she has shown the rest of the world that she is no different than Bush. Sarah Palin believes in that silly “culture of life” which after further examination leads me to the conclusion of that “culture of life” really means culture of endless babies.  It should be no surprise that her view is the same as Bush. After all it’s hard for dead embryos to grow up to be dead soldiers.

Scientists have discovered a possible cure for brain cancer in scorpion venom. This venom is from the Deathstalker scorpion which is a highly dangerous species. Some of the toxins seem to bind to the receptors on cancer cells while leaving the other cells in the body undamaged. Note that only some of the toxins are not dangerous. I believe we need to do further study into the benefits of Deathstalker venom. Fortunately the scorpion is found in the right place to conduct this research.

L. quinquestriatus can be found in desert and scrubland habitats ranging from North Africa through to the Middle East. Countries where it lives include Algeria, Chad, Egypt, Ethiopia, Libya, Mali, Niger, Somalia, Sudan, Tunisia, Iraq, Israel, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Oman, Iran, Pakistan, Quatar, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Turkey, United Arab Emirates, and Yemen.

I think that the population of these countries, with the exception of one, would make great test subjects for scorpion venom. In order to save on research funds we should just use the venom straight and on a large segment of the population. After all a mind is a terrible thing.