Viet-Justice

The Telegraph is reporting that college girls are now banned from whistling at builders. A memo that was sent out read:

It has come to the attention of the college that some female students have been making comments to, or whistling at, the builders both whilst on site and as they walk around the campus. Although we are sure no offence is meant, this constitutes harassment and is wholly unacceptable. We have asked the contractors’ representative to pass on all instances of harassment to the college and we will take appropriate action which may include disciplinary action.

Apparently these naïve college girls did not realize that these buff construction dudes they were wolf calling at were actually gay. We don’t know that for sure since the contractors were not interviewed, but what straight man would complain? If you are a straight man on this work site and you have a problem with college girls whistling at you, then we recommend that you report to your nearest gay bar for gaydar testing.