Archive for May, 2008

Dog Saved From Death For Attacking Illegal Alien

May 7th, 2008 by Quan Tranh

Congo, the German Shepherd convicted of attacking an illegal alien was set free under an agreement with the authorities.  As we had written before, we believed that no crime had been committed since there was no computer record of the existance of Mr. Giovanni Rivera.  No evidence, no crime.  Since Congo is now free we belive that the final solution to the case is a proper one.

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Imam Hates Mobile Phones

May 7th, 2008 by Quan Tranh

The ulema in Pakistan’s North West Frontier Province have declared that use of mobile phones by women is haram, or forbidden in Islam. The Urdu-language newspaper Roznama Khabrain reported that the imam of Jama Masjid Hazrat Umar Farooq made the announcement during his Friday sermon.

Apparently the brilliant people in Pakistan’s western areas have decided that they don’t like technology.  By banning technology for women only, these imams have decided they hate technology because it merely exists.  If they actually felt technology was good, then it would be permissible to give to all people.  Personally I do not see what is so evil about allowing women to own a cellphone.  What is obvious is that the imam in question is a selfish bastard and does not want to share his iPhone with anyone else.

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