Viet-Justice

Comedians and shock jocks of the world, you had better watch out. The Vatican has said comedy is terrorism.

The Vatican’s official newspaper accused an Italian comedian on Wednesday of “terrorism” for criticizing the Pope and warned his rhetoric could fuel a return to 1970s-style political violence.

“This, too, is terrorism. It’s terrorism to launch attacks on the Church,” it said. “It’s terrorism to stoke blind and irrational rage against someone who always speaks in the name of love, love for life and love for man.”

It is official that making jokes about the Church is now being on the wrong side of the War on Terror. Apparently it isn’t safe to make jokes about anyone these days. Not only can you get fired or suspended from your day job at CBS, your soul will be condemned to hell, and “W” will launch a “regime change” against your household.