Archive for March, 2007

School renames Three Little Pigs

March 20th, 2007 by Quan Tranh

This is really amusing. Jihad Watch is reporting that children from Honley Church of England Junior School were set to perform the Three Little Pigs, but the event was called off for fear of upsetting Muslims. The story is now the Three Little Puppies.

Silly Christians! Dogs are worse than pigs to Muslims and to consume them is to burn in hell.

Pig and dog are two such Najis animals that every part of their body is Najis. Even those bloodless parts like hair and claws or hooves are Najis. To slaughter a pig or dog is a useless act. That is, these animals cannot be purified in any way. To consume their flesh is haraam and a greater sin.

I guess this means Muslims must hate Vietnamese since we eat little puppies like the big bad wolf in the story.

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Global Warming Caused by Allah

March 11th, 2007 by Quan Tranh

According to Mohammad Omran drought, climate change, and pollution is caused by not following Allah. Now that we have a religious figure to clarify that fact for us, I say it is time to go hug some trees and take action. What should we do? First we need to stop blaming SUVs for climate change. Sheik Omran has stated that Allah is bringing climate change to us. So, I propose that we stop trying to ban SUVs and instead ban Allah. Think of all the animal species Allah is killing. Think of all the coastal land that Allah is going to destroy by melting the polar ice caps. This is something the environmental movement cannot ignore any longer!

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