But didn’t they used to call this torture?
October 11th, 2006 by Quan Tranh
Reuters is running a story on how the Chinese are using an ancient torture technique to become more powerful. Tall is very important in Asian cultures and we will go to great lengths (pardon the pun) to attain it. Being tall qualifies you for better jobs and puts you at the front of the dating line.
Since there are millions of Chinese there must be a high demand for this type of procedure. A high volume of doctors equals a more competitive marketplace. Following me so far? Good. My suggestion to George Bush is to close Abu Ghraib and outsource it to China. Everything in China is cheap and when you put the terrorists on the rack you aren’t torturing them since hundreds of Chinese willingly go through the procedure daily. We would actually be helping them out by making them taller. They wouldn’t need a ladder to climb on the camel’s back if they’re taller now would they?
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November 13th, 2006 at 10:26 pm
The real terrorists are those who murder babies by the thousands by means of abortion. Innocent children being ripped limb from limb. Your support for these babykillers is dispicable and your pointing your wicked Christ rejecting finger at those who want to save their lives makes you a hypocrite. Innocent children deserve to live.
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal hell because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away my sins and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my heart and take away my sins and give me eternal life.
November 14th, 2006 at 2:56 am
As I said before if you’re mailing Anthrax to a women’s clinic you’re deliberately attempting to kill children through collateral damage. It’s no different than if you were to rip them from the womb yourself. Who is the hypocrite then? The janitor at a clinic or the bomber or bioterrorist who doesn’t care about the depth of the destruction they inflict.