Viet-Justice

Iranian TV says that Pepsi is evil.  I knew there was a reason Pepsi was the “choice of a new generation”.  Pepsi is actually a Zionist drink besides using aspartame is its main sweetner in the diet variety.  Not only does aspartame taste better than saccharin, but it allows us to drink the crusade and fight the jihad.  Though my personal preference is for Pepsi; Coca-Cola and Fanta have been labeled as tools of the Zionist regime.  I also have a feeling Fanta has a fatwa because of the Fantanas. Half clothed women are more dangerous than bombs you know.  Nestle is also on the list of companies that contributes to Israel.  Also on the list are McDonalds, Marlboro, Disney, Timberland, Revlon, Hugo Boss, Calvin Klein, Tommy Hilfiger, L’Oreal, & Garnier.  You have your shopping list.  Go forth and purchase products from these fine companies and order a McDonald’s BLT while you’re at it.