Viet-Justice

It’s no surprise that the French are on the run again. Though this time it isn’t because of a short Vietnamese guy name Ho Chi Minh. French teacher, Robert Redeker, published a paper where he called the Koran “a book of incredible violence” and Mohammad ” a merciless warlord, a looter, and a butcher of Jews and a Polygamist.

First, there’s nothing slanderous or scandalous here at all. We all knew these facts about Mohammad and the Koran. Second, assurances by French Muslim Council head Dali “LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI” Boubakeur that “Nobody can take the law into his own hands” is absurd. We all know that the “Religion of Peace” may actually be peaceful, but it’s followers are the problem. They go out and murder anyone they see fit even in areas where sharia is not practiced.

Let us further examine Mr. Redeker’s claims just to make sure we’re on target.

Mohammed is a warlord. Well, I can’t dispute that since he did stage the conquest of his home town after going off into the mountains to meditate. He did go and raid other villages and murder those who did not convert to the religion of Islam. I am quite sure he had many converts with that bomb turban he wears.

Mohammad was a looter. If your enemies are dead then you take their stuff. That’s what any good barbarian warlord would do. Since the great Prophet Mohammad has surely murdered one person who refused to convert, it would make sense to think that he took their shit where he could get away with it.

Mohammad was a Butcher of Jews. If you didn’t join the religion of Islam then you were murdered and looted. Since you can’t be Jewish and Muslim at the same time then this must also be the truth.

Mohammad was a polygamist. I’m not sure this is true and as a result I will have to do some research. I doubt it is true since it is not possible to be a Muslim and a Mormon at the same time; however, if it is true then it means that the religion of Islam is a joke much like Scientology and Mohammad was actually a mormon.