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For three beautiful months Sheikh Taj el-Din al-Hilali will not be allowed to speak of his homosexual preferences for hiding women under burlap bags. Unfortunately the useless Sheikh is not feeling sorry for his remarks.

Sheikh Hilali sparked more controversy on Friday when, asked by reporters if he would resign, he responded: “After we clean the world of the White House first.”

Hilali is an example of the conflicted spirit of Islam.  In some cases they want to cover women up and in others they want to kill homosexual men.  I am not sure such attitudes are going to allow for the religion to survive.

An Amish couple filed suit over the Homeland Security photo rule earlier this month. While you are free to worship as you wish, you are also free to choose whether or not to comply with the law of the land. The current rules for immigration, right or wrong, state you need to provide two photographs. This couple is free to convert to a religion that does not have an issue with photographs or they are free to go somewhere else that does not require it. Yes it is a painful and inconvenient experience, but rules are rules. If the rules are truly stupid then we should change them; however, I don’t see people lining up to complain about this particular rule.

Dhimmi Watch is featuring a story about a British Imam who believes that Islam requires the execution of homosexuals.  The Imam, Srshad Misbahi, says that under Sharia executing gay men (and women) is justified. 

‘It is part of the central tenets of Islam: that sex outside marriage is forbidden; this is stated in the Koran and the prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) had stated that these punishments were due to such behaviours.’

First I will note that the death of any person, man, woman, or child, at the hands of Sharia is terrorism.  Therefore it is possible for us to fight terrorism by legalizing gay marriage since sex outside of marriage is forbidden.  This would actually be a good thing for Muslim countries.  Since all of the women are covered up and men are allowed to walk around without hijab, as naked as they want to be, it would stand to reason that there will be a large number of men who are aroused by other men.  Otherwise I predict that all muslims will self-terminate eventually since they will find no (uncovered) women to breed with.

Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy — almost impenetrable forests of 10-feet-high marijuana plants.  “The challenge is that marijuana plants absorb energy, heat very readily. It’s very difficult to penetrate with thermal devices … and as a result you really have to be careful that the Taliban don’t dodge in and out of those marijuana forests,” said General Rick Hillier, chief of the Canadian defense staff.

Inept hackers have attempted to covert the Vatican website Islam. 

Some observers in Rome believed that the Islamic group was planning a “denial of service” attack, in which a web site is bombarded with many thousands of simultaneous visits, overloading the available bandwidth and making it impossible for others to reach the site.

A Denial of Service (DoS) is one of the easiest attacks to pull off and also one of the easiest to screw up.  In order to take a website offline through a DoS attack you have to have more internet traffic than the “pipes” to that website will handle.  Considering that the Vatican is a highly visited internet property they must have some heavy bandwidth and heavy servers to handle all the routine visitors. 

The Vatican might be vulnerable to a Distributed Denial of Service (DDoS) attack where tens of thousands of computers around the world are used to launch an attack.  Though I think it is highly unlikely that such an attack would occur since I doubt that many Muslims in the desert have computers or the electricity to power them.

Reuters is running a story on how the Chinese are using an ancient torture technique to become more powerful.  Tall is very important in Asian cultures and we will go to great lengths (pardon the pun) to attain it.  Being tall qualifies you for better jobs and puts you at the front of the dating line.

Since there are millions of Chinese there must be a high demand for this type of procedure.  A high volume of doctors equals a more competitive marketplace.  Following me so far?  Good.  My suggestion to George Bush is to close Abu Ghraib and outsource it to China.  Everything in China is cheap and when you put the terrorists on the rack you aren’t torturing them since hundreds of Chinese willingly go through the procedure daily.  We would actually be helping them out by making them taller.  They wouldn’t need a ladder to climb on the camel’s back if they’re taller now would they? 

Hammasa Kohistani, a teenager from an Afghan Family who was born in Uzbekistan has become the first Muslim beauty contestant to be crowned Miss England. Take a look at her and remember that if we lose the war on terror such beauty will never be seen again.

Iranian TV says that Pepsi is evil.  I knew there was a reason Pepsi was the “choice of a new generation”.  Pepsi is actually a Zionist drink besides using aspartame is its main sweetner in the diet variety.  Not only does aspartame taste better than saccharin, but it allows us to drink the crusade and fight the jihad.  Though my personal preference is for Pepsi; Coca-Cola and Fanta have been labeled as tools of the Zionist regime.  I also have a feeling Fanta has a fatwa because of the Fantanas.  Half clothed women are more dangerous than bombs you know.  Nestle is also on the list of companies that contributes to Israel.  Also on the list are McDonalds, Marlboro, Disney, Timberland, Revlon, Hugo Boss, Calvin Klein, Tommy Hilfiger, L’Oreal, & Garnier.  You have your shopping list.  Go forth and purchase products from these fine companies and order a McDonald’s BLT while you’re at it.

An interesting post over at wordpress.com’s hosting service.  The blogger does make a good point that the terrorists are financed by drug money and the farmers will grow heroin because it is the most profitable.  Free market capitalism at work in it’s finest form.  I certainly don’t have a problem with capitalism, but there is something the west can do to reduce the profitability of the heroin trade.  Legalize the stuff!!!!  Take away the black market and viola!  Just think, they could be growing soy beans to make biodiesel fuel.  Damn, winning the war on terror and getting to hug a tree at the same time.  How often does that happen?

It’s no surprise that the French are on the run again. Though this time it isn’t because of a short Vietnamese guy name Ho Chi Minh. French teacher, Robert Redeker, published a paper where he called the Koran “a book of incredible violence” and Mohammad ” a merciless warlord, a looter, and a butcher of Jews and a Polygamist.

First, there’s nothing slanderous or scandalous here at all. We all knew these facts about Mohammad and the Koran. Second, assurances by French Muslim Council head Dali “LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI” Boubakeur that “Nobody can take the law into his own hands” is absurd. We all know that the “Religion of Peace” may actually be peaceful, but it’s followers are the problem. They go out and murder anyone they see fit even in areas where sharia is not practiced.

Let us further examine Mr. Redeker’s claims just to make sure we’re on target.

Mohammed is a warlord. Well, I can’t dispute that since he did stage the conquest of his home town after going off into the mountains to meditate. He did go and raid other villages and murder those who did not convert to the religion of Islam. I am quite sure he had many converts with that bomb turban he wears.

Mohammad was a looter. If your enemies are dead then you take their stuff. That’s what any good barbarian warlord would do. Since the great Prophet Mohammad has surely murdered one person who refused to convert, it would make sense to think that he took their shit where he could get away with it.

Mohammad was a Butcher of Jews. If you didn’t join the religion of Islam then you were murdered and looted. Since you can’t be Jewish and Muslim at the same time then this must also be the truth.

Mohammad was a polygamist. I’m not sure this is true and as a result I will have to do some research. I doubt it is true since it is not possible to be a Muslim and a Mormon at the same time; however, if it is true then it means that the religion of Islam is a joke much like Scientology and Mohammad was actually a mormon.