Viet-Justice

According to reports at the most righteous IBLOGA Abu Bakar Ba’asyir says that half naked women are more dangerous than bombs.  It is quite obvious that the Muslim cleric is of the brain washed type that thinks women are the most evil thing in the world.  Why does Ba’asyir think this?  As an infidel I would not really know the answer.  One can only assume as an outsider that there is some passage in the Koran that tells the cleric women are evil and that true Muslims should prefer half naked men.  I do not come to this conclusion through prejudice; however, using simple logic one must conclude that the opposite of half naked women must be half naked men.  I have heard many reports on the news that Islam is a peaceful religion.  From what I have read concerning this topic, Islam must be a very open minded religion to encourage homosexuality through the preference of half naked men rather than half naked women.  I would assume that the reward of 72 virgin boys upon martyrdom must be in line with their open-minded beliefs that half naked women are more dangerous than bombs and half naked men are preferred.  I wonder if the prophet Mohammed had a rainbow on his turban…

This is absolutely priceless.  A group of innovative individuals have created a Mohammed bobble head doll.  This is got to be the most hilarious thing I have ever seen.  It’s absolutely wonderful that these guys decided to make something like this.  It’s absolutely appropriate to have a Mohammed bobble head doll on the dash of your car.  Why?  The great prophet is used to being out in the sun all day since there’s nothing but sand in his part of the world.

Scientists and Engineers Working On Hijack-Proof Plane. Now that’s a good idea. Fingerprint ID on the cockpit door and auto avoidance of objects in its path. Pretty nifty stuff.

I could solve the hijack problem by coating the cockpit in bacon grease and serving good southern BBQ on the plane for a whole lot less money, but hey we have to give props to the geeks that invented this thing.