Viet-Justice

Reports are in that a tennis coach and two players were killed by terrorists in Baghdad.

The athletes were in shorts when they were killed and police believe the attack was related to a warning by extremists against such attire, police Lieutenant Maitham Abdul Razzaq said.

I guess this goes along with the Muslim world’s obsession with chubby chasing.  I have no idea what causes them to despise physical fitness and good health.  Now if we are created in God’s image and muslims are against exercise that must mean that Allah is a fat slob with diabetes and a cholesterol count of 500.

More waste of taxpayer dollars through funding idiots. A student at Huston Middle School Lower Burrell, PA was suspended for giving another student gum.

The girl, whose name and age were not released, gave another Huston Middle School student Jolt gum. The gum is “a stimulant that has no other redeeming quality,” said Amy Palermo, schools superintendent.

Hang on here a second. Caffine has been shown to boost alertness and cognitive functions. In addition it gives you energy or perceived energy. This makes PE class more enjoyable since and encourages the students to be more active. The silly thing is the school has soda machines on campus. If caffine has no other redeeming quality then they need to remove the soda machines from the property no matter where they are located.

“What if the gum had been given to a student with a heart condition?” Palermo said Thursday.

That’s a load of steaming crap. What if a student with a heart condition put money in a soda machine? Obviously the schools are selectively enforcing what they think is good for the students.

Fortunately I was able to pull up this information

Mrs Shannon Wagner – Principal
Charles A Huston Middle School
1020 Puckety Church Rd
Lower Burrell, PA 15068-9706
(724) 334-1443

Pennsylvania Department of Education
333 Market Street
Harrisburg, PA 17126
717-783-6788

There seems to be controversy over exercise in Saudia Arabia. Some say it’s a good thing, others think it’s bad for women to exercise.

A booklet left by a writer named Muhammad al-Habdan says that the girls might become attracted to each other after seeing their classmates in tight leotards and tops. It also says good girls don’t disrobe outside of home which prohibits putting on gym clothes.

I would have to assume that Muhammad must like fat chicks, and that he is a homophobe with a small penis. Why else would he want to keep his women at home, fat, and wearing a bag over their heads? He must be afraid that if he has a hot woman she will go off to a harem with other hot women and a well hung sheik.

Mohammad Gulab is in trouble again. This time from the US Military. The guy that helped save a Navy SEAL is for some reason being mistreated by the military who suspect that he is in leage with the Taliban. He was summoned to a US military installation and interrogated for reasons the military won’t discuss.

He says, but before his release, one of the interrogators offered some advice: “Stay away from reporters. It will be in your best interest.”

Why would a soldier want Mr. Gulab to stay away from reporters? Obviously there is some kind of cover up going on. They seem to be upset that he talked to a reporter based in Pakistan and for some strange reason they seem to think that travel only happens in one direction. According to the article they asked when he had traveled to Pakistan. Now I’m not a rocket scientist by trade, but isn’t it possible that the reporter traveled to Afganistan to interview him? It’s possible that a reporter went to Afganistan without informing anyone in the US that they went there.  Seems possible and quite probable to me.

One must wonder how I could come up with that conclusion. By searching Google Trends for the phrase “sex” I was able to determine that many of the enemies of the West and the Far East are searching for sex online. The middle eastern countries of Pakistan, Egypt, and Iran score the top 3. Vietnam breaks up the middle east by coming in at number 4 and then you are back to Muslim countries again. [Disclaimer: I am not the sole person responsible for Vietnam being at number 4. India isn't a Muslim nation, but they have a large number of them in and surrounding the country].

What does all this statistical data mean? It means that people who live in oppressive countries are looking for something. Something glorious, unislamic, and western as apple pie. We know that American Republicans tend to be religious and some of them are as frightening as the Taliban, but the Republicans and religious conservatives are missing the boat here on censorship and morality in the US. The 1st Amendment offers greater freedom than most people in the world will ever see. It also offers the rest of the world freedom from religious tyranny. As more and more people want to be like Americans in all ways the more peaceful the world will become. Everyone mimics American fashion and music and as a result they become more like Americans.

So, why not add a little porn to the mix. If middle easterners want something America has to offer let them have it. It will open the door for more American things along the way to slowly take over their lives. It can be a long term strategy for the Americanification of the muslim world. Slow cultural changes are the solution (after ruling out nuclear aannihilation). If America has such gems as Jessica Jaymes, Krystal Steal, and Francine Dee, that you can actually see then by all means let the Muslim world see them. Muslim men are looking at American women because we don’t make our women walk around wearing bags over their heads. And that little fact will eventually cause the common man in the Islamic world to wake up and say, “Hey I don’t want our women to wear bags any more. I don’t want to be gay and look at men like the Islamic Clerics want me to. I want to be more American. ” Think of the possibilities for change.

Senators and Representatives, we need to get back to real American issues and immediately throw censorship out of the capital. After all it is to fight the War on Terror. Oh, and bags on women’s heads.

The former US Embassy in Iran may be getting renamed Great Satan Park if General Mir-Faisal Bagherzadeh has his way. There’s just something wrong with that name. In a way this is humorous since it brings to mind a middle eastern version of Six Flags or Disney Land. There are also images of a middle eastern depiction of South Park.  That might make Al Jazeera somewhat tolerable.

The cell phone company became aware of the ringtone, which uses mixed English and Spanish and threatens deportation, after an inquiry from a reporter for The Brownsville Herald.

The newspaper reported in its online edition Tuesday that the ringtone started with a siren, followed by a male voice saying in a Southern drawl, “This is la Migra,” a slang term for the Border Patrol.

“Por favor, put the oranges down and step away from the cell phone. I repeat-o, put the oranges down and step away from the telephone-o. I’m deporting you back home-o,” the voice continued.

Hispanic activists called the product racist.

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.  It’s racist to have a ringtone!  First of all, it doesn’t matter what that ringtone is.  People spend money on these stupid things to personalize their phone.  That’s what free market capitalism is all about.  If said hispanic activists are so offended then they need to make a gringo ringtone rather than complain.

The AJC is reporting on the saga of Beth Anne Cox at Peachtreeridge High School. She was singing a parody of “On Top of Ol’ Smokey”. It seemed innocent enough, but in a post Columbine era her teacher Phil Carroll freaked out and filed a complaint against her for making threats.

What she did was perceived to be threatening,” [Spokesman] Roach said. “It caused a disruption, and the remarks were inappropriate. Based on the facts, the decision was made. It was an appropriate response.”

Notice the word perceived. Obviously Dr. Carroll must be some passive hippie who is afraid of his own shadow. Unless some threatening language is directed at you specifically, I would find it difficult as a juror to rule that you were in fear of your life. That would fall under the not guilty by lack of balls category. True, the act of singing in class was disruptive and somewhat inappropriate but it certainly does not compare to the security threat of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad saying Jews must be wiped off the map.

Way to go Dr. Carroll! You should be sent to the Hanoi Hilton for filing a false complaint to authorities as there is no real way anyone can see that you were threatened. You also stand accused of wasting Gwinnett taxpayer money on defending the public school system from a clearly avoidable lawsuit. By your actions you clearly wish harm upon your employer and the taxpayers of Gwinnett County. You should also grow some balls and not be frightened so easily. Perhaps teaching German is a way to expand your manliness, which you clearly lack.
Unfortunately the faculty isn’t listed on the school website, so any complaints will have to go to the Principal via snail mail or phone.
Dr. Steve Flynt
(678) 957-3100
Peachtree Ridge High School
1555 Old Peachtree Road
Suwanee, GA 30024
info@peachtreeridge.org

Unconfirmed via White Pages.com

Philip Carroll
1278 Rockview Ct (via Google Maps)
Loganville, GA 30052-5682
(770) 554-4590

The conviction of terrorist Zacarias Moussaoui is all over the news and is a bit stale.  The polls are coming back with a majority of people wanting the death penalty.  I have to disagree with those people and the think tanks that question the verdict.  Moussaoui is without a doubt a terrorist and islamic terrorists want to be martyrs.  By prolonging his life and allowing him to die of natural causes he will not be a martyr, but a pathetic old man dreaming of the glory days of jihad.  Personally I would give him gender reassignment surgery as well as life in prison since we all know it is not possible for women to be martyrs.

Israeli hackers have defaced several Iranian government sites.  This is definitely a step in the right direction.  The Iranians need to understand that Israel won’t be wiped off the map so easily.  All we need now is for some Danish hackers to get involved and give them pictures of the Prophet Mohammad.