Archive for February, 2006

Malaysia Bans Mohammad Online

February 26th, 2006 by Quan Tranh

IBLOGA is reporting that Malaysia is promising to punish anyone posting Mohammad cartoons online.  So much for free speech.

What this situation needs is a hijacked SPAMBOT network to email advertisements featuring t-shirts of the Prophet Mohammad to every Islamic government email address listed.  SPAMBOTS can turn out thousands of emails per hour which would enable us to make sure that every good Muslim has an opportunity to buy a t-shirt of the Prophet to call his very own.

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Islamic Hacker Picked Up In France

February 24th, 2006 by Quan Tranh

Hack in the Box: Islamic Hacker Picked Up In France.  Authorities have picked up a Moroccan hacker known as Yanis.  He’s been a pretty busy boy.  710 website defacements during the whole Mohammad Gate cartoon scandal with over 1100 total hacks on his “resume”.  I believe he should be punished by being forced to watch porn featuring a dominatrix beating the crap out of muslim prisoners.  Then let him go with a warning that the next time he’ll have to watch Lynndie England torturing prisoners.  The poor man will probably claw his own eyes out.

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Vietnam Issues License to Intel

February 23rd, 2006 by Quan Tranh

Capitalism is alive in Vietnam. Intel might be building a plant in the country boosting the economic importance of Vietnam in the Asian market. The Saigon High Tech Park is something fairly amazing. Foreign investors are throwing money at it like crazy.

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South Dakota Religious Nuts in Senate Pass Abortion Ban

February 22nd, 2006 by Quan Tranh

The Christian Taliban of South Dakota have passed a bill to ban abortion.  I can’t believe some of the silly comments coming out of the government there.

“It is the time for the South Dakota Legislature to deal with this issue and protect the lives and rights of unborn children,” said Democratic Sen. Julie Bartling, the bill’s main sponsor.

Gov. Rounds, a Republican and a longtime abortion opponent, has said he would “look favorably” on the abortion ban if it would “save life.”

This is wrong on so many levels.  The bill bans abortions in the case of rape and incest.  You have to wonder what crazy thing Sen. Bartling is thinking.  Perhaps she wants to “keep it in the family” so to speak and prevent the forking of some family trees.  Since Gov. Rounds looks favorably upon this bill to “save life” then what is he going to do in return to take life?  You can’t go around over populating the country so he’s going to have to put capital offenders on the fast track to execution like Texas does, make lesser offenses capital crimes such as speeding, or get some WMD’s and gas entire inbred hick towns to control the population problem South Dakota already has.

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Yahoo Bans Allah

February 21st, 2006 by Quan Tranh

In addition to selling users search terms to the federal government, Yahoo! has now gone politically correct by banning the use of Allah in email addresses. Osama, binladen, and raghead are also on the banned list but somehow killallmuslimsandarabs1 was allowed. This must be a half-assed glitch attempt to censor user names in the name of not offending anyone. It’s interesting what else slipped by.

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Poll reveals 40% of Muslims want sharia law in UK

February 19th, 2006 by Quan Tranh

A Poll in the UK has determined that 40% of Muslims are religious nut jobs who want Sharia.  This is going to be really bad if 51% of Muslims want Sharia and if they manage to get someone in Parliment that is sympathetic to their cause.  I don’t think that the Muslim conquest of the western world will be with swords but with votes.  Westerners have a tendency to not show up and vote.  If we’re not careful we could end up finding our basic freedoms taken away from us by politicians who pander to the Muslims.

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Policing Porn Is Not Part of Job Description

February 18th, 2006 by Quan Tranh

In another waste of taxpayer money DHS has been seen in libraries picking on what people are surfing using library computers.  The agents involved are going to receive a little extra “training” which is nice, but one has to ask what Jenna Jameson has to do with Osama Bin Laden?  If DHS can find some connection to Larry Flint and Anthrax then we might be talking the same game here.  For some silly reason the Bush administration considers obscenity a major threat to American society.  Teenagers push the limits with every generation.  Elvis was thought to be obscene in his day.  Imagine if you could transport Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera back in time how obscene that would be.  What is acceptable changes in society on a regular basis.  Flying planes into buildings is not acceptable now, nor will it ever be.  Let’s get out and fight something that is static (killing, terrorism, burkas, etc) vs. something that is subjective.

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Italian Minister Asked to Resign

February 18th, 2006 by Quan Tranh

Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi publicly demanded Calderoli step down on Friday, but acknowledged that he did not have the power under Italy’s constitution to force the far-right minister out of office.

First we have impeach Bush in the USA and now we a Prime Minister who wants to fire the Reforms Minister over a t-shirt.  Don’t we have more important things to do rather than trying to appease terrorists who are upset over a cartoon?

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Roses of the Prophet

February 16th, 2006 by Quan Tranh

First there were Freedom Fries. Now new food has arrived courtesy of the middle east. Danishes are no longer danishes. They are now called Roses of the Prophet Mohammad. I was thinking something more appropriate like Goatse of the Prophet Mohammad.  What could be a better way to describe something that looks like the ass of the holy Prophet Mohammad.
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New Male Burka

February 16th, 2006 by Quan Tranh

Photos from Abu Ghraib have been published on a number of sites. Some reports describe them as disturbing, though the people that have described them as disturbing must have a weak stomach.  I especially like the picture of a detainee who is wearing women’s underwear on his head.  When I heard the rumors of such acts years ago I assumed that the prisoners were wearing a bra on their heads like has been done by characters in cheap comedy movies.  Today I find out that the prisoner has his face covered by women’s panties!

Who said the US is falling behind other countries in innovation.  What we have here ladies, gentlemen, and jihadists is the burka for men.  This is the new US Taliban where male terrorists must wear a burka and are not allowed to go outside unless accompanied by a prison guard.  We need to order more male burkas for Abu Ghraib, along with BLT sandwiches, and lots of female guards to make sure the prisoners keep their burkas on.

Male Burka

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