Why does the world need a glow-in-the-dark pig?

January 14th, 2006 by Quan Tranh

Aside from the usual benefits of proving that a  scientific concept actually works, these little green meanies could be a great weapon in the war on terror.  That’s right!  Not only do we have unclean animals, but their evil glow was created by the infidels.  Imagine the effect of ghostly glow in the dark pigs wandering the streets of Tehran or Mecca.  The next step is to try to add the viciousness of a pit bull to these glowing monsters then we will have something that should be turned loose on the terrorsts.  If Asians made them glow then Asians can also make them mean as hell.

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