Viet-Justice

Sonnette Ehlers of South Africa has invented the most evil device ever. I believe it should be made the invention of the decade. Rapex is a female condom that has barbs that hook into a rapist’s penis. The only way to remove it is at a hospital. Well, I won’t say the only way since the Ginsu knife can cut through anything. The advantage of Rapex is that it also acts as a real condom protecting women from HIV and other nasty diseases. The device does not have full support and has already managed to garner some detractors.

“If a victim is wearing such a device it may enrage the attacker further and possibly result in more harm being caused,” said Sam Waterhouse, advocacy coordinator for Rape Crisis.

Other critics say the condom is medieval and barbaric

One thing about any violent crime that Sam Waterhouse doesn’t understand. You are 50% likely to be killed by your attacker no matter what level of cooperation you provide. This is true with carjacking, rape, armed robbery and other crimes. If one is to die anyway, then why not inflict a little pain on your killer? The fact that Rapex requires surgical removal almost ensures that the perpetrator will be caught the moment he steps into the hospital. If he is also a murder as well as a rapist then he will serve time. In other situations he may never be caught.

I really like this device. I hope it becomes widespread. As a matter of fact I believe every Taliban should wear one. Now that’s real justice.