Viet-Justice

The religion of peace has once again shown compassion. The most mighty Islamic thological school in South Asia, Darool Uloom Deoband, has issued a fatwa against Imrana Ilahi and has ordered her to marry her rapist who incidentally is her father-in-law.

“She had a physical relationship with her father-in-law, and it nullifies her marriage,” said Mohammad Masood Madani, a cleric at the theological school. He said it made no difference whether the sex was consensual or forced.

This is so backwards that you would think it happened in Alabama or Utah. Makes you wonder what goes on behind closed doors at all those Muslim boy’s schools in South Asia. It does give me an amusing idea. The next artistic project I have in mind is to make an Islamic version of the movie Deliverance. More memorable lines would go like “Allah says you sure have a pretty mouth!” or “Squeel like an Infidel!”