US Military Goes Sharia

October 6th, 2008 by Quan Tranh

I discovered this one via Digg and I must say that it is a really tragic story. Apparently some idiots in the Military came up with a rule that it is illegal for soldiers to befriend animals while in the field. For some reason dogs are on the shit list. Does this mean that our military has been infiltrated by Terrorists?

Baghdad Pups is a rescue organization that is dedicated to bringing the friends of our soldiers home. A cute little dog was in their care and was confiscated by the military shortly before his plane ride home. Apparently some commanding officer is busy preparing for jihad by cleansing the world of filthy dogs. Now the really scary thing is this release by the SPCA

“Soldiers can face immediate court-marshal [for befriending animals] and some even see their animals brutally murdered by a direct gunshot to the head from commanding officers who will not bend the rules.”

Now under any reasonable definition of the law shooting an animal because you can is cruelty to animals. The fact that the military targets dogs, which are unclean in Islam, is pure proof in my opinion that our military has been hijacked by terrorists of the worst kind. Whoever this commanding officer is, he needs to be detained under the PATRIOT ACT for supporting terrorism. If you act like the terrorists then you are one.

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Liberal Newspaper Offends Muslims

October 4th, 2008 by Quan Tranh

Armageddon is right around the corner. The New York Times has distributed copies of a DVD ad that is critical of radical Muslims. Obsession: Radical Islam’s War With The West was distributed with the NYT with the blessing of the paper saying that to not carry it would restrict the sponsor’s right to free speech. In other news the Raleigh News & Observer had about 50 cancellations. This should be a lesson to any business. If someone is threatening a boycott or if they say they will never buy your product again, then the numbers here say it all. Frack Em’! It’s refreshing to see the NYT side with an advertisers right to free speech; however, I have a feeling they didn’t want to have to refund the money for not distributing the DVD. Does this mean that the NYT is becoming more Asian by putting success and profit above the whiners? It’s certainly a better direction than I would have expected from them. I must say that the Raleigh News & Observer has quite a few idiotic rednecks in its readership.

“I cannot believe that I was sent the hate-inflaming, fear-mongering video disk `Obsession’ in my newspaper!” Margaret Lewis of Durham, N.C., wrote to The News & Observer. “What will you enclose next? KKK robes?”

Yes, Margaret, if the KKK wants to pay money to stick robes in the newspaper you had better bet anyone with the slightest understanding of capitalism and love for America will take the money. Freedom of speech is what sets us apart from the rest of the world and even hate speech is protected under our law. If you don’t like it pack your bags and move to Pakistan or Russia. Ms. Lewis is more than likely someone who will be complaining when the Chinese or Vietnamese take her factory job away. If you don’t put hard work and profit on the list of priorities someone else will and more than likely they’ll be Asian. Hope you’re ready to work in our sweatshops Ms. Lewis.

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Sarah Palin Is Against Birth Control

October 3rd, 2008 by Quan Tranh

In a recent interview Sarah Palin explains to the world why she believes that incest victims should have to carry the baby to term. We will skip over those silly details since it is obvious the woman is insane. Let’s take a closer look at her point of view on something more controversial. Sarah Palin says that she is against the morning after pill. The reason? She believes that life begins at conception.

For those of you who do not know what the morning after pill is I will provide a small lesson. The abortion pill, also commonly known as RU-486, causes a miscarriage after implantation of the embryo. The morning after pill is simply a high dose of birth control to prevent implantation, which happens anyway when a woman is taking birth control.  This says that she is also against birth control since it does the same thing as the morning after pill.  Not too surprising from since it’s coming from the party that said you’re either for us or against us.

The conservative movement has been hijacked by religious fundamentalists that believe birth control is abortion simply because it prevents the embryo from the implantation. Sarah Palin has shown her hand and by doing so she has shown the rest of the world that she is no different than Bush. Sarah Palin believes in that silly “culture of life” which after further examination leads me to the conclusion of that “culture of life” really means culture of endless babies.  It should be no surprise that her view is the same as Bush. After all it’s hard for dead embryos to grow up to be dead soldiers.

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A Cure for Brain Cancer

October 2nd, 2008 by Quan Tranh

Scientists have discovered a possible cure for brain cancer in scorpion venom. This venom is from the Deathstalker scorpion which is a highly dangerous species. Some of the toxins seem to bind to the receptors on cancer cells while leaving the other cells in the body undamaged. Note that only some of the toxins are not dangerous. I believe we need to do further study into the benefits of Deathstalker venom. Fortunately the scorpion is found in the right place to conduct this research.

L. quinquestriatus can be found in desert and scrubland habitats ranging from North Africa through to the Middle East. Countries where it lives include Algeria, Chad, Egypt, Ethiopia, Libya, Mali, Niger, Somalia, Sudan, Tunisia, Iraq, Israel, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Oman, Iran, Pakistan, Quatar, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Turkey, United Arab Emirates, and Yemen.

I think that the population of these countries, with the exception of one, would make great test subjects for scorpion venom. In order to save on research funds we should just use the venom straight and on a large segment of the population. After all a mind is a terrible thing.

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Tesco Discriminates Against Slackers

September 28th, 2008 by Quan Tranh

Mohammad Ahmed, 32, and member of Generation X is a slacker that is suing Tesco over being made to carry alcohol in a warehouse.

He said: “It’s in our religion that we are not allowed to handle alcohol. In the UK there’s equal opportunities that should protect me and my beliefs.

“I was asking for my rights. I am not saying I am a perfect person but there was a conflict with my beliefs.”

There are equal opportunities for profit. Mr. Ahmed apparently does not want to partake in these opportunities. One thing Europe needs to realize is that China and the US are ahead of them culturally in the world of business. Even our immigrants understand the value of hard work, no matter what that work is. If you want to make it in the world you need money, a very simple fact. Mr. Ahmed is willing to put his religion ahead of profit which says he is lazy and wants to take a back seat to his future Chinese overlords.

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China Eats Own Dog Food

September 17th, 2008 by Quan Tranh

Over 6000 Chinese children are sick after consuming contaminated baby formula. The food products were contaminated with melamine which resulted in the deaths of hundreds of dogs and cats in the US after corrupt officials turned a blind eye to spiking pet food with the chemical. It’s nice to see that Karma does exist in this world. No word on how many executives and government officials are going to face the firing squad.

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US Border Guards Arrest Drowning Canadian

September 5th, 2008 by Quan Tranh

This is a case of government stupidity at its finest. DHS has the nerve to charge a drowning jet skier with illegally crossing the border when he was washed up on US soil. This is an idiotic waste of tax payer dollars. In order to be doing anything criminal you have to have intent. Since the parties involved did not claim they were committing suicide there was no intent to wash up on US soil. How much are we paying for this? It is the responsibility of any police officer to determine the value of an arrest. If there is a chance it is not going to fly in court, then an arrest may not be necessary. It is clear that some small dick in DHS is trying to throw his weight around at the taxpayer’s expense. This says how incompetent federal cops really are. They can’t catch the drug runners or the illegal Mexicans because that is too much effort. Instead they become lazy like real cops and arrest accident victims, which is the equivalent of writing speeding tickets.

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New Bush Rule Allows Doctors To Slack Off

August 23rd, 2008 by Quan Tranh

The Bush administration has proposed new rules allowing doctors to refuse to perform work and get paychecks for being total Gen X slackers.

Health and Human Services Secretary Michael Leavitt said that health care professionals should not face retaliation from employers or from medical societies because they object to abortion.

“Freedom of conscience is not to be surrendered upon issuance of a medical degree,” said Leavitt.

It is obvious that Mr. Leavitt has never had a job before. Freedom of conscience need not be surrendered upon the issuance of any degree. Unfortunately he does not understand the fact that when you enter into an employment agreement your freedoms end. You have a contractual agreement that says you will do whatever your employer says. If you do not like the job then find another employer. This new policy says it is perfectly OK for any worker who does not want to do a specific task to go on boycott. This is unacceptable to any normal employer who is attempting to run a business and turn a profit. If it is good enough for doctors than it is certainly good enough for auto mechanics, teachers, and any other occupation.

What is even more dangerous than a poor policy is the fact that our government is encouraging anti-capitalistic policies. It is no wonder that our president is friends with the communist Vladimir Putin. Americans need to understand that getting a job and bringing home a paycheck is essential to their survival. Refusing to go to work will result in getting fired. If you feel that your employer is going to ask something of you such as performing an abortion, working weekends, or putting in more than 50 hours a week then you need to find another job or move to France. This is where Asians and other immigrants hold the advantage. We are willing to do what ever it takes to get the job done without questioning the moral implications of it. Until Americans learn how to go to work without bringing their own personal morality or opinions into it they will forever take a backseat to immigrants who understand the true value of attaining success.

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UN Human Rights Council Bans Criticism of Islam

August 20th, 2008 by Quan Tranh

The Human Rights Council at the United Nations has now banned any criticism regarding Sharia Law and human rights in the Islamic World

According to President Doru Romulus Costea - and following the efforts of delegates from Egypt, Pakistan and Iran - the Council will no longer tolerate criticism of either Sharia or specific fatwas in the name of human rights.

Well, we knew this was going to happen one day. The barbarians have corrupted the UN to the point that free speech is in jeopardy. Let it be known that we will not stop being critical of Sharia and the wife beaters that follow it. Domestic abuse of women is a crime that must continue to be punished. Those who harm women must be sent to prison where they will become gay slaves to the other prisoners. Only then will justice be served.

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Soy Reduces Fertility

July 24th, 2008 by Quan Tranh

A recent study has shown that high concentrations of soy foods results in reduced sperm count among test subjects. Anecdotally this does not really a appear to be a problem in Asian countries. If one were to look at the population of China then this would be quite apparent. More than likely any negative effects were bred out of the Asian population centuries ago. The studies appear to provide us with some insights in solving some of the greatest problems the world faces today. Overpopulation is one problem that we face. One group of people we can blame is religious fundamentalists. I’m speaking mainly of the Catholics and the Muslims. By banning contraception the Catholics have increased the typical family size to numbers beyond reason. This is resulted in famine and suffering in many parts of the catholic world. Muslims marry a large number of wives thus have a larger number of children. The fact that these two groups breed at an alarming rate is something that the rest of us should be deeply concerned over. The Asian solution is quite clear. For the good of the planet we should embark upon a campaign to provide a limitless supply of soy products to the Middle East and Latin America. By wiping out hunger now we will wipe out hunger in the future by reducing the population of two very troublesome groups that do not play well with others in their ecosystems. By reducing the population of Catholics we stand a better chance of saving the rain forest. By reducing the population of Muslims we reduce the number of suicide bombers which is a great thing for everyone.

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