Islamic Cleric Says We Will Go To Hell
May 15th, 2010 by Quan Tranh
An Iranian cleric said that earthquakes are caused by promiscuous and immodestly dressed women. To test this out, feminist and all American girl Jen McCreight organized boobquake. Harnessing the power of social media Jen organized a Twitter and Facebook experiment to see if he was right. The objective was for women to dress immodestly on the same day and see if there was an earthquake. Over 185,000 people said they would participate in the Facebook event.
How did it turn out? There was a very small earthquake in Taiwan which was because Asian women are so awesome. No, the world didn’t shake apart and apparently the cleric was wrong.
Now our favorite cleric says that it is all part of God’s plan that nothing happened.
Sedighi notes that some might ask why there aren’t more earthquakes and storms striking Western nations that are “up to their necks” in immorality.
He says the answer is that God allows some of those who “provoke His wrath” to continue sinning “so that they (eventually) go to the bottom of Hell.”
You have to wonder who would want to take sides with a god that will send you to hell for being straight? This further adds evidence to my hypothesis that Allah is a gay man or a drag queen who is jealous of hot western women. That has to be why he tells his followers to cover their women in a burka. He doesn’t want to be compared to real women when he goes on Ru Paul’s Drag Races.
So many Islamic clerics proclaim western society and values are Satanic. Is that such a bad thing?
Satanism condones any type of sexual activity which properly satisfies your individual desires
- be it heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, or even asexual, if you choose. Satanism also
sanctions any fetish or deviation which will enhance your sex-life, so long as it involves no
one who does not wish to be involved.Satanism does not encourage orgiastic activity or extramarital affairs for those to whom they
do not come naturally. For many, it would be very unnatural and detrimental to be unfaithful
to their chosen mates.
Once again the clerics have demonstrated that Satanic western culture is far more desirable than following their vengeful, dragqueen, god.
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